Week 5 (Better Late Than Never)

Well, it’s better late than never. Mr. Auburn kicked my ass as Mike Sims-Walker committed some mystery “itinerary violation” (which I take to mean: post-curfew hooker run, in the absence of other explaination) and Chris Cooley was called on to play as a lineman.

With those goose eggs laid, the 3 points from league leading rusher Johnson and the 1 point from usually stalwart Janakowski just helped my lameness become more apparent. And I don’t even want to talk about Washington rushing all over Jones but Jones getting the two TDs. It only made me drink more Monday night (fast becoming a tradition).

More hope for Week 6. Everyone will come back, I just know it!